The setting: IKEA
The person whose foot ended in mouth: Walker
The victim: Who else?!? ME, of course.
We like to go to IKEA and look around when we happen to be in the area. We usually grab one of those little paper measuring tapes when you first walk in, just in case we find something cool and need to check measurements.
Walker asked if he could get one too. As we are walking past all the cool model kitchens, I feel little hands wrapped around my hips. "Aww," I thought, "he (Being Walker) is so affectionate!" I start to wrap my arm around his little neck and look down with adoration at this sweet little man to notice that no... he was not giving me a hug... and, yes, he was measuring my hips with this tape.
"WALKER... you NEVER measure a ladies hips, Buddy!!!!" He looks a bit taken aback.
Tim then says to Walker, "Did it fit?" (He was wearing a mischievous grin. You really didn't think he was going to get away without being the ring leader of foot in mouth in this post, did you? Come on, the apple does not fall far from the tree, folks.)
Walker replies, "Well, I couldn't get it to go all the way around."
Nice. Real nice. Way to make me feel special, guys.
4 comments:
I've enjoyed getting to know you a little bit through your blog. Glad you found mine and thanks for the comments. I know I'll enjoy getting to know you more. It's fun finding other large families that seek to please the Lord!
That is hilarious! Sorry for laughing. Kids are just so funny. Well, you tell Walker that God game women nice size hips to support the babies that we carry in our tummies!
HA HA ! that's great, remember when Grandma did the string measure at QB's shower and she got it right on ! that's my favorite. I'm noteven going to post my kids comments, although Skyler's waiting for a baby to come out of my tummy. I lovingly remind him Gracen's already here ;D
I have a similiar problem with Aaron only the body part in question is a little higher up. He calls them m "bonus" for some reason and often tries to touch them. I can't quite fugure out what the facination is but it makes me really uncomfortable an dI need to break him of it.
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